Thursday, March 26, 2009
Swimsuits
Although it's blizzarding outside, I saw this picture of vintage swimsuits and fell in love! My favorite is the green & black one on the bottom row. Somebody sew this for me!!!
PetSmart People
Yesterday I spent 2 hours at PetSmart to take my little sister's dog to the vet. Not only was it a complete culture shock for me, but I decided that I will absolutely never own a pet. Here are all the reasons why.
1. Pet lovers are complete weirdos. They let stranger dogs lick their face, they pet everyone, and they compliment you on your DOG.
2. PetSmart smells like piss and dirty. They have "clean-up stations" at the end of every row so you can wipe up when your dog pisses on the shampoos or takes a shit in the middle of the isle.
3. It cost $92 to get Hunter's check up. Think of how expensive pets are with the initial purchasing costs, vaccinations, training, food, cleaning/grooming, check-ups, prescriptions, etc. UGH.
4. Animals are filthy. They shed, piss/poop, roll in things, get worms and ticks, have dingle berries, lick their own privates then lick your hands and face, and bark. I only know a few people that keep their houses "clean" (to my crazy standards) and that would be ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE with a pet in the house.
Thanks for letting me vent.
1. Pet lovers are complete weirdos. They let stranger dogs lick their face, they pet everyone, and they compliment you on your DOG.
2. PetSmart smells like piss and dirty. They have "clean-up stations" at the end of every row so you can wipe up when your dog pisses on the shampoos or takes a shit in the middle of the isle.
3. It cost $92 to get Hunter's check up. Think of how expensive pets are with the initial purchasing costs, vaccinations, training, food, cleaning/grooming, check-ups, prescriptions, etc. UGH.
4. Animals are filthy. They shed, piss/poop, roll in things, get worms and ticks, have dingle berries, lick their own privates then lick your hands and face, and bark. I only know a few people that keep their houses "clean" (to my crazy standards) and that would be ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE with a pet in the house.
Thanks for letting me vent.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
I Shouldn't Have...
Sorry about the explosion in my last post...Honestly, it was none of you (Don't worry, Mara!!) who left me feeling offended. I need to toughen up. Let's just all keep playing nice. Thanks guys!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
You Guys are Stupid
UGH. I am so sick of everyone bitching on other people's blogs. If you don't like what I have to say, STOP READING MY BLOG. I'm sorry, that doesn't seem like a hard concept to grasp for me.
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