I Dig Her.

Dear Lady on Sartorialist,
I like you. I want to be you. I hope you like me too.
Let's get together.
Love,
Rachie

Don't Do It.

Uncle Pete

Ha ha. Needs no explanation.

Feeling Better

Making my bed (even as late as 7pm) helps me feel better. Aaaaah, big sigh of relief.

Dita Von Teese

I love this lady.
Weird? Check.
Kinky? Check.
Hot as Hell? Check.

what the fuck.

I'll Have One of Those, Please.

Okay, so maybe I didn't kill off my sinus infection, because I have had a 10-hour migraine!! Someone kill me now. Or inject me with botox. Yes, botox. I'm ready to try anything.

Let's Sit Down and Talk.

Here is Rachel's list of crucial things to discuss with your 2 year-old:
1. The holocaust. It happened, we can't ignore it.
2. Noah's Ark. It's a big farce and could never have really happened.
3. Santa Claus. Daddy likes to dress up in big red suits.
4. Plastic Surgery. Who does it and why they think they need it.
5. Hermaphrodites. Define and give examples.
6. Pubic Hair. Where it grows and why.
7. Drowning. Swimming in the deep end isn't all it's cracked up to be.
8. Gays/Lesbians. Why Timmy has 2 mommies and Uncle Kip likes boys.
9. Funerals. The best way to learn is to go to one.
10. Evil Spirits. Ghosts, exorcisms, and Ouija boards.

WHY!?

Why do I have to have a sinus infection AND be on my period at the same time!?!


Not cool.

Inspire Me

I gathered a few photos of one of my favorite things: Chandeliers. Way to kick a room up to first class by adding one of these gorgeous embellishments. Hmmmm, someday.

Have an Awesome Day!

Christmas Card

I think we've found the perfect one...

...I can't wait for my grandma to get this in the mail.

If only it were this easy...

Losing the weight I'm trying to lose is harder than I thought! I guess that's what you get for waiting until it's almost too late!

Thanks Again!

A much more inappropriate thank-you tribute to Mélodie! (This is a picture of you & James in Paris!)

Dear Mary-Kate and Ashley:

I still love you.