It's Ok With Me.

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is to be her when I grow up. She's gorgeous.

Hell Yeah.

It's Monday, bitches.

Get Up!

PLEASE tell me this makes you want to dance!

~bridal showers~

I guess I understand the practicality of giving a young twenty-something girl a CROCK POT or HAND TOWELS at her bridal shower, but I prefer to give a gift with lasting benefit.

I Heart Abortions.