The Sky Is Falling

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

2010-02-15T08:59:00.001-08:00

I'm sorry friends, in a newly-simplified lifestyle upgrade, I have decided to put a temporary halt to posts on this blog.
Believe me, I will be back...especially when there is something great to bitch about.
So let me leave you with some gorgeous pictures of our 1960's model friend, Jean Shrimpton.
Love you!

Secret Confessions

2010-01-18T22:10:00.000-08:00

I am pissed. I don't know what's wrong with me, why I feel like crap, and why I sleep 14 out of 24 hours. I can't live like this! I am sick of these extra pounds that I drag around with me every day. I am pissed that I can't get myself to do anything about it. I've had several horrid experiences regarding said fat, but those slaps in the face still weren't enough. I'm sick of feeling tired and lazy. I'm sick of migraines. I'm sick of feeling sick. I'm sick of never being able to get everything done that I need/want to. I am sick of my parents, who suck big time. I am sick of feeling dread/guilt/severe anxiety/lack of oxygen every time my phone rings. I am sick of having anxiety over stupid things like answering the phone and going grocery shopping. I am sick of girls who pretend to be my friend, but don't listen to a word I say. (And I am so grateful to the 2 of you that actually do, MH & AP). I am sick of hearing people rave about their testimonies, when they have no idea what they're even talking about. I am sick of feeling guilty for leaving the church. I am sick of showering, but that's nothing new. I am sick of the gloomy weather. I am sick of being so poor that we'll go days without groceries until pay day...mostly because then we have to eat chili and boxed food. I feel like I always complain all the time, (Dan knows) but I feel like I would explode if I didn't.
I think I feel better now.
At least enough to sleep.
The greatest things I have are Dan and Lily, and I am so grateful for them--my two best friends.

Girls

2010-01-14T17:13:00.000-08:00

I am in no way, shape or form a lesbian (except for that one time) but I love this song. It's called "Girls" by Eleni Mandell. I could listen to it on repeat all day!

I Hate Not Knowing

2010-01-14T08:37:00.001-08:00

This week:
- 2 Dr's appts
- 5 vials of blood drawn for CBC count (RBC and WBC)
- Thyroid test-blood work
- Glucose Intolerance test-2 hours + blood work
- Hypoglycemia test-6 hours + blood work
- Lowering Effexor XR dose to 150mg
- Keeping a journal of sleeping/eating/moods
- No caffeine

No Sir, Not for Me

2010-01-10T18:03:00.001-08:00

You should all stop going to church, because having 3 hours today all to myself was AWESOME! I skipped the shower, cleaned the house, all while prancing around in my panties and watching a movie. Aaaaaahh, that's the life.

Please Explain This To Me:

2010-01-08T15:07:00.000-08:00

Why the fuck does everyone think it's okay to give other people's kids candy?? Seriously, what the fuck!?! This doesn't make any sense to me. Do people just assume that all little kids live for sugar? Do they assume no kids have allergies? Do people even stop to ask the kid's MOM if it's okay? No. They pull out a piece of candy and say, "Look what I have for you...CANDY!" Now the kid has heard it, seen it, wants it, and I am now the bad guy for saying no. People are shocked, think I'm strict or mean. Well FUCK YOU. I'm sorry that I care if Lily is handed candy left and right. It's not halloween bitches, so stop it already. Use your brain a little and first, ask me in a discreet manner. Actually, forget that. Just shut up and mind your own fucking business and leave little kids alone.

Don't tell Anyone.

2010-01-05T08:32:00.000-08:00

Last night I went to see Avatar...

...and I liked it.

Meine Schwester

2009-12-29T10:13:00.000-08:00

My cool sister Sarah sent me these pictures -- clearly demonstrating why I like her WAY MORE than anyone else in my family.

Hell Yes.

2009-12-22T15:29:00.001-08:00

Thank you, Panda Express, for greasy food and advice I mastered in the womb.

Monday the 14th

2009-12-14T16:36:00.000-08:00

Breakfast:

Lunch:

Dinner:

Stop judging me.

Please, Go Ahead.

2009-12-11T13:43:00.000-08:00

Hit Me.

Ridiculous.

2009-12-10T10:20:00.000-08:00

HOW DARE I try to shave my legs in the middle of the day. I don't deserve 15 MINUTES TO MYSELF, do I!?! HOW THE FUCK am I supposed to keep things up if I can't even shave my fucking legs.

Don't Tell Me...

2009-12-05T10:50:00.000-08:00

...I already know I am a weird mom. And I'm glad I am--too many moms are teaching their kids that they're children of God, all about rainbows and fairies, and that their grandparents aren't bad people.
But in the Lyman household, we prefer to be REAL. Strange, I know. But we like to be ourselves around our daughter so she can learn to be our friend. We have a lot of fun as we explore the world and learn new things.

Harder Than I Thought...

2009-12-03T12:01:00.001-08:00

It's officially been 7 days without sugar. The only REALLY hard things have been passing up ice cream, dessert at Magelbys, and dreaming about Strawberry ice cream Slushes from Sonic. Wish me luck.

My Color Personality

2009-12-01T14:00:00.000-08:00

I had so much fun answering these questions and I thought you might too. Just copy and paste into your blog post and change your answers!
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1. What's the first color you see in the morning? red
2. What color are your eyes? brown
3. What color do you wear the most? black
4. What color do you never wear? white
5. What color do you wear when you want to feel sexy? black
6. What color gets you the most compliments? white
7. What color is your lipstick? orange
8. What color was your living room when you were growing up? forest green
9. What color was your bedroom when you were growing up? lavender
10. What color are your sheets? cream
11. What color was your favorite crayon as a child? yellow
12. What color is your car? gold
13. What color was your prom dress? white
14. What's your favorite gemstone? ruby
15. What is your favorite flower? tulip
16. What color makes you happiest? orange
17. What color depresses you? beige
18. What color calms you? yellow
19. What color makes you grind your teeth? beige
20. What color would you like to try, but are scared to? gold

It's Ok With Me.

2009-11-22T13:39:00.000-08:00

Dear Santa,

2009-11-20T16:11:00.000-08:00

All I want for Christmas is to be her when I grow up. She's gorgeous.

Hell Yeah.

2009-11-16T09:00:00.000-08:00

It's Monday, bitches.

Get Up!

2009-11-14T20:12:00.000-08:00

PLEASE tell me this makes you want to dance!

~bridal showers~

2009-11-05T09:48:00.000-08:00

I guess I understand the practicality of giving a young twenty-something girl a CROCK POT or HAND TOWELS at her bridal shower, but I prefer to give a gift with lasting benefit.

I Heart Abortions.

2009-11-02T16:20:00.000-08:00

I Dig Her.

2009-10-29T09:00:00.000-07:00

Dear Lady on Sartorialist,
I like you. I want to be you. I hope you like me too.
Let's get together.
Love,
Rachie

Don't Do It.

2009-10-28T15:56:00.001-07:00

Uncle Pete

2009-10-27T09:00:00.000-07:00

Ha ha. Needs no explanation.

Feeling Better

2009-10-26T09:00:00.000-07:00

Making my bed (even as late as 7pm) helps me feel better. Aaaaah, big sigh of relief.

Dita Von Teese

2009-10-24T18:22:00.001-07:00

I love this lady.
Weird? Check.
Kinky? Check.
Hot as Hell? Check.

2009-10-20T21:49:00.001-07:00

what the fuck.

I'll Have One of Those, Please.

2009-10-14T16:15:00.000-07:00

Okay, so maybe I didn't kill off my sinus infection, because I have had a 10-hour migraine!! Someone kill me now. Or inject me with botox. Yes, botox. I'm ready to try anything.

Let's Sit Down and Talk.

2009-10-12T09:00:00.000-07:00

Here is Rachel's list of crucial things to discuss with your 2 year-old:
1. The holocaust. It happened, we can't ignore it.
2. Noah's Ark. It's a big farce and could never have really happened.
3. Santa Claus. Daddy likes to dress up in big red suits.
4. Plastic Surgery. Who does it and why they think they need it.
5. Hermaphrodites. Define and give examples.
6. Pubic Hair. Where it grows and why.
7. Drowning. Swimming in the deep end isn't all it's cracked up to be.
8. Gays/Lesbians. Why Timmy has 2 mommies and Uncle Kip likes boys.
9. Funerals. The best way to learn is to go to one.
10. Evil Spirits. Ghosts, exorcisms, and Ouija boards.

WHY!?

2009-10-11T13:48:00.001-07:00

Why do I have to have a sinus infection AND be on my period at the same time!?!

Not cool.

Inspire Me

2009-10-09T15:00:00.000-07:00

I gathered a few photos of one of my favorite things: Chandeliers. Way to kick a room up to first class by adding one of these gorgeous embellishments. Hmmmm, someday.

Have an Awesome Day!

2009-10-08T15:10:00.000-07:00

Christmas Card

2009-10-07T16:26:00.003-07:00

I think we've found the perfect one...

...I can't wait for my grandma to get this in the mail.

If only it were this easy...

2009-10-04T10:58:00.001-07:00

Losing the weight I'm trying to lose is harder than I thought! I guess that's what you get for waiting until it's almost too late!

Thanks Again!

2009-10-02T15:33:00.000-07:00

A much more inappropriate thank-you tribute to Mélodie! (This is a picture of you & James in Paris!)

Dear Mary-Kate and Ashley:

2009-10-01T16:55:00.000-07:00

I still love you.

my life

2009-09-28T20:46:00.000-07:00

Last Chance!

2009-09-27T17:19:00.001-07:00

Tomorrow night is our last Open House for Les Petits Pas French Immersion Preschool. Saturday was successful and FUN! Come check us out at:
1670 South 800 East
Orem, UT 84097
From 6-8 pm. Tour the classroom, meet the teachers, and enjoy some refreshments!
Don't forget to check out our blog:
http://lespetitspaspreschool.blogspot.com
See you then!

Kathy Griffin as Kate Gosselin

2009-09-22T15:42:00.001-07:00

Why I'm So Excited for Preschool to Start:

2009-09-21T16:14:00.000-07:00

*Thanks James!

Les Petits Pas - French Immersion Preschool

2009-09-20T11:04:00.001-07:00

My great friend Melodie and I are starting a French Immersion Preschool at the end of this month!! We have a plethora of information to share...so check us out!

Here's our blog: http://lespetitspaspreschool.blogspot.com

Secretly Appreciative

2009-09-18T18:22:00.000-07:00

The other day Lily was playing with my sunglasses at Office Max and they mysteriously disappeared. As I was telling her the importance of holding on to her things in the store, I was secretly happy that I could go to Forever 21 and buy another pair of $5 sunglasses! WOO!

I Want You To

2009-09-16T15:19:00.000-07:00

I love this song!

(If Youre Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To - Weezer

D-D-D-D-D-Dora

2009-09-14T22:59:00.000-07:00

(You know how the song goes.)
This weekend, Lily got a new Dora bed! But I'm wondering if I made the right decision...

...I just don't want her to end up like this: Dora the Knocked-Up Teen. Yikes!

Dear Movie:

2009-09-14T22:56:00.000-07:00

I like you.

Can I Please Live Inside of You?

2009-09-10T15:20:00.001-07:00

National CYMCYMMN Day!!

2009-09-09T16:17:00.000-07:00

Hooray! Today is National Clean Your Microwave Cause You're Making Me Nauseous Day!
For those of you who haven't heard, CLEANING YOUR MICROWAVE (inside and out) is not only fun, it's NECESSARY!! So stop heating your food in filth...clean your microwave today!

God Dammit.

Life's Question

2009-09-07T19:59:00.000-07:00

Things that made me happy today:
~Not-too-hot weather
~Dan Dan
~Naps
~Picnics
~Reading Yertle the Turtle
~Ending the day with a clean house
~Skirts
~Reading a good book
~Handmade goodness

Lily's friends in the future:

2009-09-03T16:21:00.000-07:00

I Am So Glad...

2009-09-03T16:18:00.001-07:00

...That Lily is a GIRL!

The Beast called Yeast

2009-09-01T22:20:00.000-07:00

I already tried an over-the-counter medication, but NO, that wasn't strong enough. So here come the antibiotics and antifungal creams. And no sex for 9 days. And icky, sticky, gooey messes. And no sex for 9 days. And itching and burning. And did I mention I can't have sex for 9 days?!

~Luff~

2009-09-01T17:04:00.000-07:00

Women I'd Love To Have Sex With:

2009-08-31T16:00:00.000-07:00

(or at least scissor):
~1. Audrey

~2. Christy

~3. Kate

~4. Lucy

~5. Marilyn

~6. MK

~7. Michelle

~8. Zooey

AND a bunch of you lucky ladies who read my blog. I will disclose names at a later date (Ali, Dari, Mindy, Mara & Landon).

Good To Know...

2009-08-30T12:14:00.000-07:00

This is what your pee looks like when you take cranberry pills to cure your Urinary Tract Infection:

(Aren't you so glad you're friends with me?!)

10 Things You Wish You Didn't Know About Me:

2009-08-25T16:52:00.000-07:00

1. I'm not wearing any pants right now.
2. I have a trash can in my car.
3. I make my bed every.single.day.
4. I am obsessed with laminating things.
5. I have at least 5 migraines a week.
6. I experience vomit-inducing anxiety while grocery shopping, at church, and at certain people's houses.
7. I go through more pairs of panties in a week than one should.
8. I hate church.
9. I have to force myself to do extra-curricular reading.
10. Instability aside, I consider myself a sane person.

Embarrassing Item #246

2009-08-24T11:50:00.000-07:00

I eat at McDonald's WAY too much. Maybe it's because it's 2 minutes from my house. Maybe it's because it has a 24hr drive-thru. Maybe it's because it's a quick fix to a life full of problems.

ANYHOW,

I am publicly announcing my grand goal: NO MCDONALDS FOOD FOR 2 WEEKS. Those of you who know me know that I can't go a day without one of their Large Diet Cokes (only $1 all summer!) but I have resolved to not eat even one french fry for the next two weeks.

Goodbye, Cinnamon Melts and Apple Pies! I love you and miss you already!

Obviously a Bitch

2009-08-24T11:49:00.000-07:00

Don't tell me, I already know.

Figure It Out

2009-08-21T15:38:00.000-07:00

Women have been mothering for centuries, and now in 2009, I feel like we have a plethora of resources and information on parenting available to us. So there is really no excuse for you to be ruining your children's lives. (Note: Just because your child hasn't DIED yet from your neglegence/immaturity/ignorance, that does not make you a good parent.)*(see footnote)

If you're a shitty mom, please STOP doing the following:
1. Having more kids
2. Letting your kids scream uncontrollably in public
3. Taking your kids to restaurants
4. Telling other moms stories of how you lost your kid/dropped your kid/drowned your kid/had a social worker come to your house/let you child eat poison.

And take a big, fucking DEEP BREATH and START doing the following:
1. Read a book on parenting
2. Take a class on parenting
3. Ask someone for advice on parenting
4. Watch Supernanny
5. Watch your kids (more details can be found in the aforementioned parenting books)
6. Make your house safe for your kids
7. Supervise
8. Be in control of your little ones...After all, you are the adult in this situation.

*And for all the women who read this blog and are put out and offended:
1. I'm not talking about anyone specifically, especially not anyone that I know. These are my general observations over the past few years of being a fellow mom.
2. If you are put out and offended, grab a notepad and write this down, because you probably need it.

Admitted LOSER

2009-08-20T16:10:00.000-07:00

I love 17 Again. And last night I made Dan watch it with me for date night! What a guy.

Not As Tough As I Seem

2009-08-11T17:03:00.000-07:00

Today I am:
~working
~packing
~deep-cleaning
~doing laundry
~handling break-downs
~watching Dora
~finishing envelopes
~drinking diet cola
~grocery shopping
~list-making
~more planning
~more packing
~and making plenty of time for myself. (HA!)
Thank you, caffeine pills! Thanks for all you do for me!

~show me your genitals

2009-08-07T15:38:00.001-07:00

Thanks to my baby sister Sarah for showing me this video that I now love.

mmmmmmm

2009-08-06T08:26:00.001-07:00

A Day of Mourning

2009-08-03T08:46:00.000-07:00

After all my years of obsessing/internet-stalking/picture-humping over Mark Wahlberg, he finally married his girlfriend/mom of his 3 kids. Dammit.

come and collect

2009-07-31T21:37:00.001-07:00

Journal Shmournal

2009-07-30T08:05:00.001-07:00

Here was my official journal entry for yesterday:

I think that's pretty self-explainatory.

Some Inspiration for Today...

2009-07-28T10:42:00.001-07:00

Sometimes I think Tuesdays are even worse than Mondays. But don't be discouraged; stare at this blog for 30 seconds and I guarantee some ultimate upliftedness. Enjoy.

I Heart Huckabees

2009-07-27T15:46:00.001-07:00

I have seen this movie probably a hundred times. It's my favorite. If you have never seen it, I CHALLENGE YOU to!! I will burn you a copy (dead serious) if you choose to knock yourself out.
Here's the trailer:

Having Fun

2009-07-26T20:38:00.000-07:00

Who knew Hobby Lobby could be so humorous??

~ali ice cream~

2009-07-24T15:49:00.000-07:00

Ali is so awesome...she's only been here 2 days, and she's already PICKED MY ENTIRE BODY of eczema, and made her famous apple pie. You are the breast.

A Sex Secret

2009-07-22T19:31:00.000-07:00

What?!? You mean there's a sex secret Rachel hasn't ALREADY SHARED via blogger?? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, and here it is:

I like to keep my car clean.

Yes, I mean really clean. I'm obsessed with vacuuming it and dusting and washing it and scrubbing down my floor mats and wiping the inside of the door jams.

It's an awful big turn-on.

Better Explained in Pictures

2009-07-21T21:41:00.000-07:00

Ali, My #1 Breast Friend

2009-07-20T21:44:00.000-07:00

ALI IS COMING!! I am so excited...she'll be here on Wednesday. I also get to fly out to FL next month to visit her, I can't wait! Here's to all our good times:

Feeling Free

2009-07-20T16:15:00.000-07:00

I am beginning to see the light. It's there. It's going to suck to get there, but I'll do it. It's hard when everyone hates you for who you are. Except for a few...you know who you are. Thank you for being a part of my life and for helping me through everything--especially DDL&LGL. I love you.

.i.have.robot.love.

2009-07-16T15:58:00.000-07:00

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

2009-07-16T15:42:00.001-07:00

I am totally attractive now.

2009-07-15T12:12:00.001-07:00

Ha ha, just kidding! But I DID get a new haircut!! I haven't cut it short for a long time, but I finally mustered up the guts to chop it all off. And I love it. It's supposed to be a 40's era-inspired bob, but I'm still experimenting with it. Lily told me, "No more haircut, mommy! It's not funny!"

Ooooh, my skin looks so much better in grayscale!! :)

Feminine Hygiene

2009-07-14T15:00:00.000-07:00

Dan emailed this to me today from work...and I'm pretty sure he's just kidding. :)

What it Means...

2009-07-13T16:43:00.000-07:00

I've been hesitant to post anything about my tattoo (go ahead and judge me right now to get it over with) but I've had it since March and it has really come to mean more lately.

The 3 lines on my arm represent my family: Rach, Dan and Lily. (The small one is Lily's). I have a permanent reminder that I carry on my arm. A reminder that they are what gets me through--they are what makes me happy--they are why I wake up in the morning--and they are all I have.

Panty Extravaganza!

2009-07-13T16:35:00.000-07:00

It was so fun to buy TONS of panties this weekend! YEE HAW!

Hee hee hee...panties.

Clean Getaway

2009-07-12T16:59:00.000-07:00

Clean Getaway - Maria Taylor

Determination

2009-07-12T15:28:00.000-07:00

I wish I could define this word, but it is currently confusing to understand. Setting that fact aside, I am now determined to be determined. I have made up my mind and I am moving forward, toward the light. No more backtracking. I am lonely and afraid, but ready to do this.

Oh Shit.

2009-07-11T13:54:00.000-07:00

Today, the sky really IS falling.

Snap Out of It!

2009-07-09T12:11:00.001-07:00

Easier said than done. But here is something to cheer us all up in the meantime:

I'm Dying

2009-07-08T20:56:00.001-07:00

Are you sure no one ever died from a broken heart? Because I'm dying.

Fingerbang

2009-07-08T11:33:00.001-07:00

I like this guy.

2009-07-08T11:17:00.000-07:00

Earthquake

2009-07-06T15:46:00.001-07:00

Earthquake (Album Version) - The Used

Unfelt Confessions

2009-07-06T15:20:00.000-07:00

GUILT: 1: the fact of having committed a breach of conduct especially violating law and involving a penalty ; broadly : guilty conduct 2 a: the state of one who has committed an offense especially consciously b: feelings of culpability especially for imagined offenses or from a sense of inadequacy 3: a feeling of culpability for offenses.

This isn't an easy feeling, we all know that. But why do I feel like a stone wall? Where are my tears? WHY DON'T I FEEL ANYTHING?? There is no answer--just a shower of guilt for not feeling guilty.
I look at myself in the mirror and think, "Really?? NOTHING?" Yes, nothing. Nothing is my answer. It's not a lot to go off of.

So Sorry

2009-07-06T15:03:00.000-07:00

I apologize that it's been so long...but I have kept things to myself for too long now and I feel like I'm about to explode. Prepare yourselves...I will offend, question, and disregard the things you hold most dear. So if you want to delete this blog from your blog list, do so now or forever hold your peace.

I love Mary Kate and Ashley.

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2009-07-05T16:44:00.001-07:00

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Swimsuits

2009-03-26T16:28:00.001-07:00

Although it's blizzarding outside, I saw this picture of vintage swimsuits and fell in love! My favorite is the green & black one on the bottom row. Somebody sew this for me!!!

PetSmart People

2009-03-26T12:37:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I spent 2 hours at PetSmart to take my little sister's dog to the vet. Not only was it a complete culture shock for me, but I decided that I will absolutely never own a pet. Here are all the reasons why.

1. Pet lovers are complete weirdos. They let stranger dogs lick their face, they pet everyone, and they compliment you on your DOG.
2. PetSmart smells like piss and dirty. They have "clean-up stations" at the end of every row so you can wipe up when your dog pisses on the shampoos or takes a shit in the middle of the isle.
3. It cost $92 to get Hunter's check up. Think of how expensive pets are with the initial purchasing costs, vaccinations, training, food, cleaning/grooming, check-ups, prescriptions, etc. UGH.
4. Animals are filthy. They shed, piss/poop, roll in things, get worms and ticks, have dingle berries, lick their own privates then lick your hands and face, and bark. I only know a few people that keep their houses "clean" (to my crazy standards) and that would be ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE with a pet in the house.

Thanks for letting me vent.

I Shouldn't Have...

2009-03-17T15:39:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the explosion in my last post...Honestly, it was none of you (Don't worry, Mara!!) who left me feeling offended. I need to toughen up. Let's just all keep playing nice. Thanks guys!

You Guys are Stupid

2009-03-15T17:16:00.000-07:00

UGH. I am so sick of everyone bitching on other people's blogs. If you don't like what I have to say, STOP READING MY BLOG. I'm sorry, that doesn't seem like a hard concept to grasp for me.

Doing My Best...

2009-02-28T13:04:00.000-08:00

...Okay, I quit my job at the gym. I can't do it anymore!! Last week I felt like I was going crazy, my life was spinning out of control, and right when I was about to lose it...(drum roll please) I had a panic attack at work! What a way to go out.

So now, hopefully, life will go a lot more smoothly. I'll keep you updated.

Not My Problem

2009-02-19T11:12:00.000-08:00

To all of you who have a problem with me not wearing a bra even in the freezing cold winter: Bite me. I'm sorry, but if I don't want to wear a bra, I'm not going to wear one! It's not my problem if my nipples are poking you in the face! So stop giving me dirty looks at the grocery store, staring me down at church, and asking me if I'm cold at work.

(those ain't mine)

Rachel's Shitty Car Analogy

2009-02-10T12:07:00.000-08:00

I found this journal entry dated 3/3/08, and it felt so right today. I'm sorry if it doesn't make any sense to you, but if you've ever felt this way about yourself, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

After reading this chapter, [from When Panic Attacks]I have a lot to think about. One thing that came to my mind was this analogy.

I drive a 1995 Saturn. It's nothing special, and it sure isn't much to look at. I recently had to take it to the mechanic to get lots of things either fixed or replaced. My grand total: $790. Considering it's only a $3000 car, this seemed like a lot to me.

I paid the mechanic and walked around the building to find my money's worth. Instead, all I found was my same old, beat-up, 1995 piece of shit car. It looked the exact same. After all the hard work and all the money, it was now just a piece of shit that runs well. It didn't turn into a Mercedes or a BMW. So was it worth all the work and money to fix a shitty car?

Ummm...Ewe.

2009-02-07T18:37:00.000-08:00

Okay, maybe I sound like a total bitch, but I just heard and realized for the first time that not everyone makes their bed on a daily basis.

Ummm....Ewe.

I thought that everyone, everywhere did this, but apparently I'm wrong. How can you not make your bed in the morning?! That just doesn't make any sense. People are disgusting.

Yo Stank

2009-02-07T16:09:00.001-08:00

I hope you watch Nip/Tuck, because if you don't, you're messing out of LOTS of tv-sex AND delicious music videos like the following:

Swimsuit of my Dreams

2009-02-07T12:26:00.000-08:00