Meine Schwester

My cool sister Sarah sent me these pictures -- clearly demonstrating why I like her WAY MORE than anyone else in my family.

Hell Yes.

Thank you, Panda Express, for greasy food and advice I mastered in the womb.

Monday the 14th

Breakfast:

Lunch:

Dinner:

Stop judging me.

Please, Go Ahead.

Hit Me.

Ridiculous.

HOW DARE I try to shave my legs in the middle of the day. I don't deserve 15 MINUTES TO MYSELF, do I!?! HOW THE FUCK am I supposed to keep things up if I can't even shave my fucking legs.

Don't Tell Me...

...I already know I am a weird mom. And I'm glad I am--too many moms are teaching their kids that they're children of God, all about rainbows and fairies, and that their grandparents aren't bad people.
But in the Lyman household, we prefer to be REAL. Strange, I know. But we like to be ourselves around our daughter so she can learn to be our friend. We have a lot of fun as we explore the world and learn new things.

Harder Than I Thought...

It's officially been 7 days without sugar. The only REALLY hard things have been passing up ice cream, dessert at Magelbys, and dreaming about Strawberry ice cream Slushes from Sonic. Wish me luck.

My Color Personality

I had so much fun answering these questions and I thought you might too. Just copy and paste into your blog post and change your answers!
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1. What's the first color you see in the morning? red
2. What color are your eyes? brown
3. What color do you wear the most? black
4. What color do you never wear? white
5. What color do you wear when you want to feel sexy? black
6. What color gets you the most compliments? white
7. What color is your lipstick? orange
8. What color was your living room when you were growing up? forest green
9. What color was your bedroom when you were growing up? lavender
10. What color are your sheets? cream
11. What color was your favorite crayon as a child? yellow
12. What color is your car? gold
13. What color was your prom dress? white
14. What's your favorite gemstone? ruby
15. What is your favorite flower? tulip
16. What color makes you happiest? orange
17. What color depresses you? beige
18. What color calms you? yellow
19. What color makes you grind your teeth? beige
20. What color would you like to try, but are scared to? gold