I Dig Her.

Dear Lady on Sartorialist,
I like you. I want to be you. I hope you like me too.
Let's get together.
Love,
Rachie

Don't Do It.

Uncle Pete

Ha ha. Needs no explanation.

Feeling Better

Making my bed (even as late as 7pm) helps me feel better. Aaaaah, big sigh of relief.

Dita Von Teese

I love this lady.
Weird? Check.
Kinky? Check.
Hot as Hell? Check.

what the fuck.

I'll Have One of Those, Please.

Okay, so maybe I didn't kill off my sinus infection, because I have had a 10-hour migraine!! Someone kill me now. Or inject me with botox. Yes, botox. I'm ready to try anything.