Hey, Lazy.

I want you to answer this question in your mind. Don't say anything out loud.

Q: When was the last time you wiped/cleaned/disinfected your doorknobs and light switches?

Okay, that's what I'm talking about. DO IT. Think of all the people and kids and guests that come over and touch your doorknobs and turn on/off the lights. Nasty. Take 2 minutes out of your obviously important and busy day (blog reader) anid DO IT!

Even Slackers Can Be Domestic

Here is a recipe for a yummy (and oh-so-easy) cheesecake:

1/2 c. sugar
8 oz. cream cheese
8 oz. cool whip
1 graham cracker crust
fruit of your choice

Combine ingredients and mix with beaters. Spoon into crust and refrigerate for at least 2 hours. Top with fresh fruit.

P.S.
Dari: I took your suggestion and made a pin out of a scrappy flower. Thanks, everyone complimented me on it!

Damn You, Proposition 8!

Okay, everyone is taking a moment to blog seriously about Prop 8, so I would like to take time out of my day to do just the opposite.

Last night Dan and JP went to the gas station to get treats, and TWICE they were asked the question, "Are you together?" The first time they laughed and said no, but the second time Dan said, "We would be if Utah would pass prop 8!!"


So why doesn't everyone just pull the sticks out of their recently-become political asses and hug a homo.

Oh, and if you're still wondering if Dan and JP are really gay, take a look at the photo below and decide for yourself.

Disgusting Confession

Okay, here it is. While I'm on my period, (which is much heavier since baby-birthing) I don't change my sheets until it's OVER, which means that I sleep in blood stains for 5-9 days each month. Disgusting, I know. But I do not have the energy or the motivation to change my sheets just because I leaked a little the night before. So if there are a few drops of blood, I leave them until my period is over. Sick. You can start judging me now.

Barack

I am so excited for our new president. It is about time we start taking care of our own people.

Ewwww

Yesterday I finally went to the OB, who so generously proceeded to strap my feet in stirrups and scrape my "inner area." With careful observation under a microscope, he discovered that I not only have one type of infection, no. I have TWO. The best part is that I have had them for over a year.

So lucky me, I get to insert cream into my sacred grove every night with an applicator. But after 7 days, the itching, redness, irritation, foul odor, abnormal discharge, blood clots should be gone. Hooray!!

Pandora

I LOVE Pandora! I am totally addicted to it! I turn it on first thing when I wake up and listen to it all day.

Go to www.pandora.com and type in the name of one of your favorite artists. Pandora will then create a radio station specifically for you and you can choose what songs you hear. They will pick some for you, and you can say thumbs up or thumbs down.

I think you have to create an account, but it doesn't cost any money. I listen to a "Rilo Kiley Radio." It's awesome!