Let's Sit Down and Talk.

Here is Rachel's list of crucial things to discuss with your 2 year-old:
1. The holocaust. It happened, we can't ignore it.
2. Noah's Ark. It's a big farce and could never have really happened.
3. Santa Claus. Daddy likes to dress up in big red suits.
4. Plastic Surgery. Who does it and why they think they need it.
5. Hermaphrodites. Define and give examples.
6. Pubic Hair. Where it grows and why.
7. Drowning. Swimming in the deep end isn't all it's cracked up to be.
8. Gays/Lesbians. Why Timmy has 2 mommies and Uncle Kip likes boys.
9. Funerals. The best way to learn is to go to one.
10. Evil Spirits. Ghosts, exorcisms, and Ouija boards.