Discharge.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Yet...no one ever talks about it! I'm sorry, but the boogers that stain my underwear on a daily basis will no longer go ignored. So get comfortable.


1. What is normal?
Ha ha, the big question. Let me just first state that this is something EVERY woman has. Don't be afraid to embrace it. Discharge is a cleaner/lubrication that is normal and healthy. So why does it make my downstairs smell like tuna?


2. Why does it make my downstairs smell like tuna?
Hopefully we don't experience "Cream of Tuna Casserole" very often...it is usually inner infection-related. A doctor can prescribe medication for it. (Won't my husband be relieved!)



3. Become close friends with your OB/GYN.
Seriously, take time out of your life to "open up" to your doctor.



4. Clean your panties!
Let's celebrate and spray the HECK out of our pantie-crotches with Spray n' Wash. Goodbye slimy skidmarks!