Serious Shower Issues

I'm a clean freak. This, people know. On the other hand, I have a deep dark secret. I HATE SHOWERING. I only do it for the general public. If I showered for myself, I would probably do it once a week. IT's HORRIBLE!! I dread it! Maybe it's because it takes an hour to shower, shave, blowdry, makeup, etc. I absolutely hate doing it and I put it off as long as odorly possible.



So SCREW YOU, girls who shower every day and are always looking great. Here's to ponytails and extra deodorant!