NEVER AGAIN

Okay, I bought myself a gallon of chocolate ice cream, with the well-intentioned logic of "I'll just have it in the freezer in case I need a pick-me-up." Now, 3 days later, it is GONE. Dan doesn't believe me that the chocolate elf came during the night and ate it. Dammit.

I guess I'm the only one with severe self-control issues. Right, ladies?!